By: Unknown
One bright and cheery day Mary went to the stable to check on her horses like she always did. However this morning she was half asleep and when she opened the stall door she didn't notice that her favorite horse was foaming at the mouth.
Before she knew it he had lunged at her and bit her on her arm. It was a nasty sight and she realized she needed help.'John, help me' she screamed out and her husband, John, came running out to find out what was the matter. He bolted out of the stable and ran to call 9ll. He ran back to the stable to help his wife and found her scribbling furiously.
He told her 'Honey help is on the way, surely there is a cure for rabies.' You don't need to fill out your will now! She replied 'Will? Why on earth did you think I was filling out my will? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite.'
